In a sad time when DJs and producers are finding tracks pulled from their accounts every day, it seems Soundcloud has taken interest in one young lad. “Yeah dawg, I mean, I only had a couple mashups and bootlegs on my page but then suddenly I start getting these emails and messages from Soundcloud begging […]
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The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) today issued a warning about Local DJ Syndrome. This Level 3 travel warning is a reflection of the worsening outbreak in the United States. CDC is rapidly increasing its ongoing efforts in the United States. CDC disease detectives and other staff are on the ground and warn you […]
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Today, top officials on Wallstreet announced that the website collection known as the EDM.com Network has become the worlds 6th largest economy. Experts believe that this is due to the super secret “Slingshot” feature of EDM.com in which they take upwards of $2500 for artists to guarantee that the website will repost an artists song […]
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After a sold out show in Atlanta this past week, musicians Flosstradamus have seemingly lost contact with the outside world. Repeated texts and emails have been unanswered by the group and their management is getting worried. “We fear that they might have actually gotten stuck in the trap while in Atlanta. Josh and Curt would […]
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For many musicians it takes years of hard work and ignored emails to finally get the attention of their favorite record labels and fellow artists. Young Trent Michalls, aka DJ Bass420, seems to have found the newest loophole in getting the major attention that he needed. “For the past year I just kept emailing people […]
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The IT department of DJ Magazine has been working tirelessly over the past 48 hours to keep their website, djmag.com, from crashing under the weight of the thousands of fans of famous DJ Svetlana who have been flocking to the website to vote for her in the DJ Mag Top 100 list of 2014. Tiesto […]
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For years scientists blamed too much carbon dioxide in the atmosphere as the primary cause of global warming. Recent studies have found that musician, Martin Garrix, seems to be contributing to at least 80% of trapped heat in the air. “We kept seeing spikes in temperatures during what kids call ‘festival season’” exclaims Peter Douglas, […]
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Last night, eye witness report seeing a girl that they believe was having the best night of her life. “She just kept screaming and screaming!” One witness exclaims. Sources claim that the girl was last seen heading to the mall to purchase a new outfit for the latest music festival to appear in her area. […]
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It was a terrible morning when Bill Rogers opened up his credit card statement only to see that they owed the bank upwards of twenty thousand dollars. The statement listed thousands of purchases to the dance music store giant Beatport. “I was blown away! I only use the family credit cards on emergencies like if […]
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